Who'D A Thought It Hotel - Lenham

$$$$||View on mapLenham, United KingdomHeadcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone, Lenham, United Kingdom, ME17 2AR|
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Who'D A Thought It Hotel - Lenham
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Overall Score
Very good · 327 reviews
7.8Very good
Highest Rated
Location8.6
Staff8.5
Cleanliness8.2
Free WiFi8.2
Lowest Rated
Comfort7.9
Value for money7.3
Who stays here
Couples84%
Solo7%
Groups5%
Families4%

Overview

Overall Score
Very good · 327 reviews
7.8Very good
Highest Rated
Location8.6
Staff8.5
Cleanliness8.2
Free WiFi8.2
Lowest Rated
Comfort7.9
Value for money7.3
Who stays here
Couples84%
Solo7%
Groups5%
Families4%

Adult-only boutique hotel in Kent countryside with individually themed suites, private hot tubs, and the largest champagne selection in Kent

Themed Suites with Private Hot Tubs

Each of the individually themed rooms at Who'D A Thought It offers a personalized experience with decor ranging from zebra prints to four-poster beds. Many rooms include an indoor spa bath and a private outdoor hot tub, with some suites featuring a Swarovski bath. The Piper Heidsieck room and Ace of Spades suite are examples of the boutique's unique room types.

Champagne and Oyster Bar with Award-Winning Restaurant

The hotel's Champagne and Oyster Bar offers the largest selection of champagne in Kent, along with a seafood-focused menu including oysters and lobster. The award-winning restaurant serves classical English dishes made with locally sourced ingredients. Guests can also enjoy a full English breakfast made with local produce and continental options for early departures.

Live Music Events and Fashion Boutique

who'd a thought it hosts frequent themed events and live music, creating a lively social atmosphere. The property is home to the Whody Boudoir Dress Boutique, selling stylish clothing, shoes, and accessories. The Champagne and Oyster Bar also hosts seasonal holiday celebrations with themed menus.

Outdoor Garden Hot Tubs and Relaxation Areas

Whod a thought it has outdoor garden areas with hot tubs, sun loungers, and picnic areas for guests to unwind. Complimentary champagne and chocolates are provided in the fridge upon arrival. Free private parking is available on site, and the hotel offers daily housekeeping and room service.

Countryside Setting Near Leeds Castle

Situated 5 minutes' drive from Lenham, Who'd of thought it is set in the Kent countryside within easy reach of Leeds Castle and Mote Park. The Kent Downs National Park offers walking trails and natural scenery nearby. Lenham Railway Station is 2 miles away for train connections.

  • Location: 5 minutes from Lenham, near Leeds Castle and Kent Downs
  • Rooms: Individually themed suites with private hot tubs and spa baths
  • Dining: Award-winning restaurant and largest champagne selection in Kent
  • Entertainment: Live music events and Whody Boudoir Dress Boutique
  • Amenities: Outdoor garden hot tubs, complimentary champagne, free parking
Good to know
Check-in/Check-out
from 15:00-23:00
until 11:00
Amenities
Private parking is possible on site for free.
Wireless internet is available in for free.
Other information
Breakfast
The hotel offers a full breakfast at the price of GBP 20.0 per person. 
Children & extra beds
There are no cribs provided in a room. 
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Building
Number of rooms:19
Former name
who'd a thought it
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Rooms and availability

Premium King Suite
  • Max:
    2 persons
  • Bed options:
    1 King Size Bed
Deluxe King Suite
  • Max:
    2 persons
  • Bed options:
    1 King Size Bed
  • Shower
  • Coffee machine
King Suite
  • Max:
    2 persons
  • Bed options:
    1 Double bed1 King Size Bed and 1 Sofa bed
  • Shower
  • Coffee machine
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Facilities

Main facilities

Wi-Fi
Free parking
Baggage storage
24-hour services
Food/ Drinks

Bar/ Lounge area

Restaurant

Welcome drink

Picnic area/ Tables

Spa and relaxation

Jacuzzi

TV

Flat-screen TV

Adults only

Services

  • Room service
  • Housekeeping
  • Welcome drink

Dining

  • In-room breakfast
  • Restaurant
  • Bar/ Lounge area
  • Picnic area/ Tables
  • Special diet menus

Children

  • Board games

Spa & Leisure

  • Beach umbrellas
  • Sun loungers
  • Sun terrace
  • Garden area
  • Jacuzzi

Room features

  • Air conditioning
  • Heating
  • Sitting area
  • Patio
  • Terrace
  • Garden furniture
  • Tea and coffee facilities
  • Ironing facilities

Bathroom

  • Free toiletries

Self-catering

  • Electric kettle

Media

  • Flat-screen TV

Room decor

  • Carpeted floor
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Essential information about Who'D A Thought It Hotel

💵 Lowest room price 139 US$
📏 Distance to center 3.1 mi
✈️ Distance to airport 46.7 mi
🧳 Nearest airport London City, LCY

Location

Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone, Lenham, United Kingdom, ME17 2AR
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Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone, Lenham, United Kingdom, ME17 2AR
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Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone, Lenham, United Kingdom, ME17 2AR
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Reviews of Who'D A Thought It Hotel

7.8 /10
Very good
327 reviews
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